Wednesday, 9 July 2008

Done it!

I am delighted to report that I managed to drag my sorry carcass all the way around the E'tape yesterday. It wasn't pretty, it certainly was painful and yes I did shed a tear or two - but in happiness rather than in pain (I think, the emotions were becoming somewhat indistinguishable by the end).

We arrived in Pau on Friday morning to a very hot day, 35 degrees, not a cloud in the sky. I suffer in the heat, my performance drops right off and I was pretty sure I wouldn't make it around the course if it remained this hot - but it was forecast to get cooler by Sunday (though not quite as cool as it actually got...). The hotel we were in was stunning, with views out of my bedroom window onto the still snow capped Pyrenees. My low resolution pic from my phone (attached) doesn't really do the picture postcard view justice. Unfortunately the downside of having this view was that when I lay down on my bed to relax and try and take my mind off the task ahead all I could see were a bunch of nasty jagged looking peaks right ahead, two of which we had to climb - this did not help the nerves....







Also staying in the hotel and on the same ride was Hugh Dennis http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis, I sat over the dinner table from him on both Friday and Saturday night, along with around a dozen or so other cyclists, all of them English, all of them really nice.

Saturday was spent popping over to the sign-in village, putting my bike together and taking it for a quick spin. Everyone was very nervy by this stage, a lot of people (myself included) were clearly quite on edge about the task ahead. None were as nervy however as the crowd of 20 or so people in some of the other hotels who came out on Friday morning but there was no room on the plane for their bikes, nor on the Friday afternoon flight, nor Friday evening... nor Saturday morning or afternoon - their bikes finally arrived at the hotels at 2.30am on Sunday morning, they then had to build them (usually around a 30 to 45 minute job) and then try and get an hour or two sleep before getting to the start line for 6.30am. Their plight alas was worsened by a huge thunderstorm which came over at 3.30am, waking the entire town up and deluging it for an hour. I felt really really sorry for that bunch of 20 people, what a horrible way to prepare for a race. Even worse, one of the 20 only got a few miles into the race when someone piled into the back of him, smashing his bike into bits in the resulting crash. End of race. Horrible.

So Sunday morning arrives and oh boy is it cooler... some 30 degrees cooler... Bearing in mind this was the south of France in July, the weather was akin to one of those really miserable English October days - thick cloud, persistent rain, around 12 degrees in Pau, down to about 5 degrees at the top of the mountains. We set off from the hotel at 6am for our brief ride to the start line, passing three cyclists from Costa Rica - we could hear their teeth chattering uncontrollably already - god knows how much they must have suffered in the mountains later on. There were a good scattering of people there from Brasil, Columbia, New Zealand and of course continental Europe, along with around 1,000 British riders. Not many of the other riders seemed overly amused with the weather... Personally I was entirely happy, I much prefer (cycling in) the rain to the sun but it seemed that my view was shared by precisely none of the other riders.

The atmosphere at the start was fantastic, a bunch of 7,500 cycles, all penned up raring to go, standing there in the early morning darkness getting more than a little bit wet. The start was at 7am and we were released in groups of 1,000, I was in the 2,000-3,000 group (random, apart from the seeded riders at the front) and crossed the line at 7.05. The "sweeper van" started at 7.40, so I had a 35 minute head start from the van of doom. The final group apparently crossed the line at 7.30 - that would have been scary - get a puncture or other small problem and that's it, you're gone, not enough time to fix it.

The first 100k were a nice blast through the countryside and several villages / towns, including Lourdes, with a couple of small climbs (300m and 500m altitude) to slow you down. It's a shame though that there wasn't the time or ability to look around, all the time being spent concentrating on riding and what was going on with other cyclists around you - the idea being to get as close as possible to the bike in front to slipstream them, but then you've got to be ultra aware of what's going on in your vicinity as any small problem can quickly wipe out the whole group.

The sweeper van sets off at a predetermined pace - fast on the flat, slow on the hills etc, the times are published in advance so I knew what needed to be done. I also knew that to maintain the 35 minute gap I had to maintain a pace which was right at the top end of my scale, around 17.5mph average for 3.5 hours, including the two small hills. Sure enough when I got to the base of Tourmalet I was a little below this and the van had made about 5 or 10 minutes on me, so it was still a little touch at this stage and go and I was still pretty nervy. I was however still feeling pretty strong at his stage, the sessions in the gym and the many hours on the road paying dividends. I figured that for every mile of this race I'd done 15 miles in training and a further hour in the gym in either Spin or Pump. I knew if I failed to finish I would never try again - not because I could not have trained harder but that I wasn't willing to sacrifice personal / family life more than I had already done in order to train even harder next time around.

The crowds in the villages were fantastic. Not quite the 100,000 who have apparently turned up in previous years, the miserable weather put pay to that, but the ones who were there cheered and clapped us all through, made me feel really proud and bought a tear to my eye more than once with the realization that they would give up their Sunday morning to go and get wet and miserable on a street corner to cheer a a bunch of amateur cyclists though their village. Very humbling.

All the way up to the base of Tourmalet the group was quite chatty but it was very noticeable that the mood changed as we neared the foothills, becoming almost silent as people focused on the task ahead. So we take a sharp right turn and that's it, onto the Tourmalet, one of the legendary Tour climbs and up which the Tour riders will go next weekend (they will do virtually the same route as we did, albeit they cut out 13km somewhere). I've done mountains before, last year in the Alps, so I knew I could climb them but there's a subtle but important difference - Alpine ascents tend to be hairpinned i.e. they zig-zag up the mountain - so the average gradient is lower but the distance greater to reach the same altitude, they can also have small flat sections to give you some brief respite. Pyrenean ascents however (or at least both Tourmalet and Hautacam) are one long road, forging it's way ever upwards - the climb is relentless, 2 hours just plugging away painfully in the lowest gear you've got. You're legs cry out for the little flat section for a tiny break but it never comes, it just goes up and up and up. As we gained altitude we went into the cloud base and the rain (which had relented a little by then, thankfully) turned to a misty dank drizzle. I found it hard to believe that in July in the South of France here I was wearing almost full winter kit. I though was the lucky one, many people had only taken their summer cycling shirt and by then were sporting a rather fetching bin liner in a desperate attempt to keep the rain out and heat in. Everyone was totally silent now, the only noise being the occasional clicking of gears.

Megan who was also staying in the hotel (and who I knew already, we only found out a few days before the event that we were both doing the event, and both staying in the same hotel - spooky eh?) introduced me to the delights of Red Tonic http://www.overstims.com/int_produit.php?id=13&lang=eng which is basically a massive dose of caffeine in a small gel tube. I took one of those at the base of Tourmalet and it certainly cleared my head (climbing a mountain to me is more of a mental thing than a physical thing) and gave me a little lift. I definitely wasn't the quickest up the mountain and it was a long slow and miserable grind up through the clouds but finally I made it. The views from the top are apparently spectacular but alas our visiblity was around 30 metres at best. Checking on the pace of the sweeper van I also knew I'd gained at least 30 minutes on it up the mountain and so by then barring either physiological or equipment failure I knew I was going to make it to the end. My mood then lifted considerably, from nervously fretting about the ride and what might go wrong, whether I might get eliminated etc to one of almost exhausted euphoria. Another tear was shed when I knew I should be able to finish the whole ride.

So we've already established that I'm a reasonable but not great cruiser on the flat and a pretty crappy climber but on the descent I found my true calling. I was helped I think by my lovely waterproof jacket and proper gloves, keeping both my body and hands warm - almost everyone else complained of the cold (if you get cold hands you lose feel of the brakes, and that's pretty terminal going down a mountain...) but I was lovely and toasty. The descent was about 35km in total, about 15km coming sharply down the mountain then 20km down along the valley. I must have passed hundreds and hundreds of other cyclists in that 30 minute descent, it was a fantastic adrenalin rush flying down a mountain at just shy of 50mph, not even turning the pedals, flying past other people.

And so we arrive at the base of Hautacam, just 13km now between us and the end. Unfortunately it's a pretty nasty 13km, a long relentless grim slog on already tired legs. I was also getting quite spaced out by now (it often happens to me once body salts and sugars are depleted etc). I downed a second red tonic but to no real effect this time. I was sufficiently spaced to have a chat with Megan part way up the mountain (we had bumped into each other at the bottom and had a quick chat so I knew she was somewhere nearby) except that I then find out over the dinner table that it wasn't Megan after all, it was some completely random girl who had just overtaken me. Poor lass must have thought I was being rather overfamiliar "have a great one, see you at the top...".

I had stopped two or three times going up Tourmalet (stopped, but not walked) and with my mood lifted and being more relaxed I wondered if I could make up all the way up Hautacam without stopping. By now there was a constant string of people walking up the side of the road and I was grimly determined not to join them. A few of them put a smile on my face, there they were with their hand built bikes and their freshly shaven legs - but my friend, you are walking, I'm still pedaling... by that stage of the proceedings every little distraction to take your mind off the pain for a moment helps a little bit.

Psychologically I find it easier to climb a mountain when I can't see the top and once again we were soon up in the clouds and this helped even more, grinding away km after km, all in the lowest gear, knowing the top was up there somewhere but not being able to see the people miles and miles ahead of me on the road ahead. Without getting too personal it was about 5km from the top that I noticed that my butt was hurting - my shorts had got so wet and then with the effort being put into the climb I had rubbed the skin off great patches of my bum. I can assure you this is not a pleasant experience either then or now, 24 hours later.

And so after 8 hours and 45 minutes I finally made it, the pain was over. I had guessed before the race that if I managed to finish I'd do it in around 8 or 9 hours so I was pretty spot on there and almost everyone in the hotel also finished in around the 8.5 to 9 hour mark, apart from one who (also his first Etape) did it in 7.30 - a truly fantastic achievement.

So I finished a full 90 minutes ahead of the dreaded sweeper van. On my decent back down Hautacam (it is a dead end, so they split the road into two, so you descend back down and watch the other riders struggle up - that's sorta fun in a sadistic sense) I saw the sweeper van - with one guy just 10 metres in front of it, giving it his all. I'd love to think he kept it at bay all the way to the top but I doubt he made it, he still had 10km (or around 1.5 hours) to go, but I've never seen a look of such determination on anyones face before.

So overall of the 7,500 riders, the first guy made it round in 5 hours 38 mins which is just shy of Tour standard. I reckon he finished an entire mountain ahead of me... I finished in 4,748th place. Around 20% of the starters were eliminated (less than previous years where it's been up to 40%) and I am so so proud to say that I wasn't one of them. Today, well my back hurts, my neck hurts, my knees hurt, my butt REALLY hurts and I feel totally drained and fatigued but I also am in possession of a nice shiny medal to say that I've done (and finished) a leg of the Tour de France which makes up for all the pain both on the day itself and in training over the last nine months.

Attached are some photos of me on various parts of the course. They don't really convey properly just how miserable the weather was, just how wet through I was or just how hard I was trying to keep the pedals turning but hopefully they will give some sense of the day.

Chris.







Tuesday, 17 June 2008

Some cool stuff

Found these on the web, the flyover is really cool, gives a good overview of the course. 3:20 and 5:10 is when it gets "interesting" - alas the flyover takes just a few seconds to zoom up Tourmalet and Hautacam - I'll be thinking of that during my 1.5 hour climbs of both.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzKTUl_nMl8


The Rapha site http://www.rapha.cc/index.php?page=490 has a good overview of the five distinct sections of the ride.

Just over two weeks to go now, feeling a bit jittery. Apparently the start village is known as "twitchy town" on the days leading up to the ride.

Monday, 9 June 2008

Gold!

Gold medal, first place, awesome.

Well, that's what Mr Richard Todd would have said to himself as he blitzed round the 200km course in 6hrs 20 mins. Alas when he crossed the finishing line I was still 50k from the end...

I signed up to the Victor Ludorum 200k Challenge without really appreciating what it was, thinking it was just another random 200k ride. What it actually turned out to be was part of an internationally accredited, European wide race series, there were transponders, timing mats, the works. 360 people did the 200k ride, starting off in groups of around 50 every couple of minutes, intermingled in which were a number of national / league level riders from both the UK and Europe. For the first 50k I though there was something wrong with me as just a continual stream of packs just flew by me. Normally it's nice to try and hang onto the back of a pack for a few Km to get a bit of a tow but these guys were gone before you could even try.

The time that Richard did it in shows the difference between the bob-a-job riders like me and the serious amateurs, I have a small (5k) circuit I sometimes go out on for a blast, it's dead flat and if I really fly around it, maximum effort etc I can just about average 20mph over the 5k. He averaged 20mph over 200k, including some 3,500 metres of climbing over the course of the route.

So I eventually trailed in some 2 hours later but I was not displeased, I finished 255th out of 360 who did the 200k route, averaging 15mph (including pit stops etc, or 15.8mph average for actual riding time) which I'm pretty happy with over what was a pretty challenging course on a hot day. Of my "bracket" (male, 30-39) I finished 85th out of 120, the first one coming home in 6hrs 20, the last one in 9hrs 50.

Full results listings:

http://www.cyclegb.co.uk/index.php?main=results&sub=order&chal=long

The detailed information on the Etape is now published, including the cut-off times for the dreaded sweeper van - based on this weekends ride I think I'll be fine - I won't win any medals but I think I'll avoid being eliminated - the ride is basically 100k generally flat, for which the cut-off is 14.4mph average, a 23km climb of Tourmalet at 4mph average, a 20km descent off Tourmalet and then 20km flat to Hautacam, average 16mph, then a final 15km climb of Hautacam for which thankfully there is effectively no sweeper van.

http://www.letapedutour.com/2008/ETDT/presentation/us/itineraire.htm

4 weeks to go...

Monday, 2 June 2008

A bit of a long day / madonnas breasts



The Dales Grimpeur, 215km

Up to North Yorkshire for what is generally regarded in the cycling calendar as the hardest 200k event of the season. The course can be best described as like Madonnas famous JPG bra - climb up steep Dale for 5k, descend down other side. Cruise along valley for 20k. Climb up steep another Dale for 5k, descend down other side. Stop, turn onto different road, repeat again. and again. and again. and once more. A total of 4,500m (or 3 miles) of vertical climbing in total.




















The last 200k I did was on the flat, we flew around in just over 7 hours. I knew this one was going to take somewhat longer and initially guessed at around 10 hours. The first breast, valley, breast loop annoying bought us right back to within 100 metres of the starting point (how depressing is that) and already I knew that 10 hours was a little optimistic and I revised this down to 12 hours. The scenery was really just stunning and for much of the day there was nothing on the road but walkers & bikes, not a car for miles around. A really nice part of the ride was going up past Dent station to Garsdale Head, I went up this climb on my lands end / john o'groats and the weather was foul, thick cloud, heavy rain, rivers running down the road - this time the weather was perfect, it was nice to see the scenery we missed last time around.




After 130k however I was struggling and a big psychological barrier was that once again we were within just a few km of home. I sat down for a rest and very nearly got out the map to see the quickest way home, getting out the map would have been fatal. Instead I popped into a shop and filled one of my water bottles up with a 1 litre bottle of lucozade and got a nice sugar rush for the next 30k or so. After that it was the point of no return, it was shorter to keep going than turn back. Finally arrived back to the finish at 8:20pm, with a total time of 12 hours 20 minutes. Very very tired, by far the longest and hardest day in the saddle I've had but great training for the E'tape which is just 5 weeks away now.

Called my wife to say I'd be home around midnight, don't wait up etc. And then I locked my keys in my car. Worse than that, also in the car were all my worldly possessions - mobile phone, wallet, shoes (so yes, I only had socks on). Thankfully the car was parked at the guest house where I had stayed the night before and he let me use his phone to call the AA. Finally arrived home just shy of 2am, very drained, very fatigued, more than a little tired.

Weighed myself the next day - I started the ride at 77kg. During the ride I had drunk 10 litres of water plus 1 litre of lucozade, so drunk 11 litres (or 11kg) in all, plus breakfast, lunch, dinner, energy bars etc etc. Finished the ride weighting 73kg. Impressive eh!

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

This is insane

Saw this in my local bike shop www.raceforchase.co.uk. Lands End to John O Groats in 5 days - that's bonkers. I did it in 20 days which is quite leisurely, but still very tiring, average mileage 50 miles a day. OK on the flat, fatiguing over hills. I reckon taking it seriously and with heavy training I could do it in 8 to 10 days, so double the daily distance, say average 100 miles a day - I can do a one-off day of 130 miles now relatively easily but am shagged for a few days afterwards, can't face going near a bike let alone doing another 100 miles the next day, and the next...

BUT THIS IS DOUBLE AGAIN! Average mileage 180 miles a day, 5 days in a row - and the first day does Cornwall, Devon, Somerset - and they ain't flat, nor is Scotland. The training schedule they put together covers 5,000 miles between Jan and June. I think I've been training pretty heavily for the E'tape, I've covered a mere 1,000 miles so far this year. NUT NUTS NUTS.

Did a really nice ride last weekend, 200k around Suffolk and Essex - this time for the first time ever I managed to hang on to the shirt tails of the front running club riders as they set off in their normal pack and amazingly 199k later I was still there with them, they were averaging 17 to 18 mph which is a lot faster than I normally ride so I was really pleased to have kept with them all day. Every hill they came to they kicked up the hill leaving me & several others plodding along behind - and a few times I thought that would be the last I saw of them - but they were a very nice bunch of guys who then slowed the pace down once over the hill and let everyone regroup into a pack again. So really happy at the end having flown around at an average speed of 17mph - if I can do that in the E'tape I'll be easily home & dry. Funny moment at the end was when I was still sitting on the back of the pack (of about 20 others) and the front 18 or so took a wrong turning, all of a sudden leaving me pretty much on my own, just a few hundred yards from the end - so I finished the ride in third place, out of a start of about 100 or so. A pyrrhic victory maybe but funny nonetheless.

Off to the Cotswold's this Saturday for 160k over some bumpy countryside. hm.

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

Dustman Daves Demon Hilly

Subtitle: 7 hours of pain
Sub sub title: never again


I guess the title should have acted as a warning of what was to come, but hey, it seems that the 25 of us that set off maybe didn't think closely enough about that. We still weren't thinking all that much about it after the first 10 miles which were a little stiff but nothing too nasty.


Dustman Dave organised 4 rides all setting off from the same place, a small village just outside Taunton - the diddy doddle, 64k, the doddle, 110k, the double doddle, 200k and the demon hilly, 110k. A couple of hundred people were doing the other rides, 25 of us the demon hilly.


The first ten miles were a reasonably continual perpetual climb up and over the quantocks, crossing over some roads I cycled along for the lands end to john o'groats ride (http://www.chrisride.blogspot.com/) which brought back some nice memories.


The next 15 miles then went up and over exmoor ending up at Blue Anchor at the seaside. By this time we were starting to feel a little tired. 25 miles gone, 50 to go. The next 15 miles went back up and over exmoor and ended up at a nice pub for a bite to eat. Now we were all really tired, 45 miles down, 30 to go.


Nibbling a sandwich over lunch however a couple of things struck us:

i) Some of us commented that no-one on the ride seemed to have done it before. We found this a little odd, but didn't think too much about it.

ii) One of the riders had a "work done" altimeter (i.e. that records every metre climbed). It was registering total climbed meters of about 1,100m so far. We knew however that the rides total climb was 3,150m. So we had done well over half the ride and only 1/3 of the climbing. And we were pretty knackered. We all agreed that the altimeter must be dodgy, there was no way we could climb the remaining 2/3 of the distance in the remaining 1/3 of the ride, that just wasn't viable given how tired we were all feeling already.


OH MY FUCKING HELL we were wrong. The next 20 miles were just sheer pain, just 20 miles of huge climbs up a perpetual string of 1 in 3, 1 in 4 and 1 in 5 hills. On and on and on they went. I will happily confess to being a broken man on a few occasions. I did make it up the monster 1 in 3, albeit I will admit to using quite a nice zig-zag technique - as the road was wide and empty with no traffic so I just spent the whole time cycling across the road, turning, coming back across again, zig-zag all the way up - and that was painful enough. After 60 miles I was wiped out and even the bottle of full fat coke and BIG slice of coffee cake at the rest stop didn't help. Thankfully the last 10 miles were all downhill, a nice cruise back into the village, where we were met by a number of the 200k riders, who had thus done just under twice the distance (on the flat...) in the same time.


By this time we figured out why we hadn't met anyone else on the ride who had done it before. BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER COMES BACK TO DO IT AGAIN.


There are few rides I would never do again. I'd quite happily cycle up Ventoux again (http://www.nastyhills.blogspot.com/), although I'd probably check the weather forecast first but I will never do this again. At the end my body ached all over, my hands and feet were swollen, my ribs and lungs hurt from the exertion, my arms were knackered (from the climbs), my legs felt detached from my body and when I got home I found out I'd lost around 6 lb in weight. I also felt nausious for 3 days afterwards.


Dustman Dave said to me at the end:

i) You must have enjoyed it in a sort of sadistic sense. Nope

ii) Give it a few days, you'll feel great about having done it. Nope

iii) You'll be back next year, trust me. Nope.


Ride stats: Mileage: 70 Miles
Time: Just under 7 hours riding, 5 of which were painful beyond description.
Average riding speed 11.2 mph. Dismal.


I did however bag 4.25 "hill climbing points" - Audax have a scoring system that encourages riders to do hillier, tougher rides. Their scoring system is herewith - as you will see 3,150 metres of climbing for a 100k ish event is genuinely off the scale... http://www.aukweb.net/aaa/index.htm. Looking down the list, there are only 15 rides out of several thousand that offer more points than this. And nope, I'm not going to do any of those either.

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Hate & inspiration

The Witham 200. April 13th

Sometimes I hate other cyclists, part 1... So there I was, pedaling along, when a German cyclist cruises up to me. His opening comment was "excuse me, may I ask if you are into long distance rides". I thought of retorting with "so what the hell is this 200k ride we are on then, idiot" but felt the humble response would be "no, not really". It turns out he wasn't trying to score points, just get some information and in particular about the guys we were following who had "got the shirt" for having done "The PBP" last year, an amazing 1,200 km (750 miles) ride from Paris to Brest and back to Paris which must be completed within 90 hours. Basically cycle for 22 hours, sleep for 2, cycle for 22 hours, sleep for 2, for 4 days solid. HOW????? I am totally shagged after 10 hours, 125 miles. Very inspiring to talk to the guys who've done the ride though I can never see myself doing it.

http://www.paris-brest-paris.org/EN/index.php

On other HOW???? notes, I just read this book, it's quite an inspiring read. On holiday I read it and thought "sod all this 100 mile bike rides, let's step it up to 200 or 250 miles". Then I did 125 miles on Sunday on the flatlands of east anglia and thought "125 miles is quite enough, thanks". This guy is into running rather than cycling - but check out his bio (about -> bio) - this guy RUNS 350 miles non-stop and has just run 50 marathons in all 50 states in 50 days. Then he ran back home again, another 1,300 miles EH??? Again very inspiring & very humbling.

http://www.ultramarathonman.com/flash/


Sometimes I hate other cyclists, part 2... So I pull into the first checkpoint on the weekend ride and the controller says to me "it's nice to see you taking your time". Felt like saying "piss off you turd, I was going as fast as I could!". It's interesting though how things work out over a number of hours on an endurance ride - I was definitely a little slower on the road than most other riders and when I pulled back into the carpark at the end I expected there to only be a few cars left, but it was still pretty full. Somewhat confused I asked the controller out of interest how many people had done the 200k ride and how many had finished so far (there was also a 150k and 100k ride that started & finished in the same place and shared some of the route), he said I was 12th home out of 34 - so that I was very happy with. I think what it is is whilst I'm a little slower on the road than average I linger a lot less in the rest stops, I typically just fill up my water bottles and set off again, eating energy bars etc whilst I cycle along. Who knows, all a bit confused about that.

Off to Taunton this weekend to to Dustman Daves Demon Hilly, the title says it all...